overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
If I say this to you then that’s a big deal
I wish someone would say this to me
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
i don’t photoblog anymore but this is really important
He’s so in shock lol
Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me