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fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

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400,024 notes 3 hours ago

"At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?"

Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via yball)

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wondurs:

kisss-me-in-the-raiin:

faqoloqy:

stcnehands:

Gonna cry

If I say this to you then that’s a big deal

I wish someone would say this to me

So cute

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85,834 notes 3 hours ago

"I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not."

My fucked up brain (via emotionalfarts)

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138,230 notes 3 hours ago

spork:

It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe…

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81,491 notes 4 hours ago

classy-fitness-mag:

classy-fitness-mag

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5,737 notes 21 hours ago

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

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133,170 notes 21 hours ago

niggajr:

livelaughloveatrandom:

w0nderfulescape:

argea:

i don’t photoblog anymore but this is really important 

He’s so in shock lol

Lmfao

lol

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86,285 notes 21 hours ago

elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

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159,187 notes 21 hours ago

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

(via orgasm)

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reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

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